Trump Ends California’s Drought: Water Flow Restored to Farmlands After 17 Years 

In a bold move that ends California’s self-inflicted drought, former President Trump has brought life back to the state’s parched farmlands. For the first time in 17 years, water is flowing freely again, thanks to Trump’s executive order and the power of the U.S. military. This decision ends a ridiculous cycle of bureaucratic mismanagement that prioritized fish over farmers. Now, with the Golden State’s agricultural heart pumping once more, Trump proves that common sense can prevail—even in the most waterlogged of political environments.